Got this forward in my mail today thought I'd put it up coz I found it kinda funny!

WAYS TO TURN DOWN MEN!!

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.


HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.


HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.


HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.


HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?


HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.


HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?


HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.


HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.


HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.


HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.


HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.


HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.


HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.




HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.



HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life in your wildest dreams.

Ok I finally got Haloscan up and runnin.Unfortunately they arn't takin any new signups.I remembered I had a started a blog sometime back using haloscan so I decided to copy paste although it took me like 10 min to remembah my Id and password for that blog.I had to send an e-mail to halsocan to retrieve my id and password there to.......whewwwwww

Well Squawk box has thrown a pie on my face by hiding all of the previous comments and refusing to let me use their serive unless I 'PAYUP'. Duhhh like shit am gonna pay them.So I decided to sign up with Enetation.It does take a while for the comment box to pop up so if it takes unusually long to show up I've put in the tagboard as well.If u scroll down a litle ull find it. Do put your comments wherever u feel comfortable :-)

Special thankz to Rica