My ex co-worker and I headed off to 'Cafe Coffee Delight' yesterday coz she insisted that we catch upBeen a long time since i've met her.I dunno how long we were really there coz time just flew by,we had a lot to say to each other.Well in any case I got really hungry so I suggested we go to a nearby restaurant and have a light dinner and as we were about to leave this busboy comes up to me and here's the convo that we exchanged...
He:Hi,again Could I have ur good name plz?? (Followed by a flashing of his hideously pearly white 32 teeth...assuming there are 32 of course!!!)
Me:(gathering myself after being slightly blinded by the light from the front of his mouth.....yes they were whier than the whitest of whites!!) Candice!!
He:Thats such a sweet name :-).Do I know u from somewhere...I mean I feel like i've seen u around
Me:U might have seen me....Pune is a very small town and a lotta ppl say I look like am someone they've seen before so... (Thinkin to myself if thats his pick up line...it totally sucks)
Me:I ain't paying for somethin I don't want
He:No, no its a free sample of our blend of coffee :-)
He:Welcome,Do come again (Again another flash....dear God I think my coffee is gonna come out if he smiles anymore)
She(rem my co-worker who was totally ignored by him):Huh,How come I didn't get any free sample???
Me:I duuno,maybe we are like supposed to share or some...
She:Yeah right,the damn pack is as big as ur palm...do u think I shud go up to him and demand one?? and also tell him to stop hittin on you?? I'm pissed..am neveah coming to this coffee shop again..
Me:lolll,and why not
She:Did u not see how he ignored me,I mean he was only talkin to u...that's just mean.
Me:why do u even care about that guy,he's not even cute and the less he opens his mouth the better are his chances of him gettin a date...
She:lollllll...screw him..lets go have din-din