"I love your silences, they are like mine. You are the only being before whom I am not distressed by my own silences. You have a vehement silence, one feels it is charged with essences, it is a strangely alive silence, like a trap open over a well, from which one can hear the secret murmur of the earth itself."
......From Je suis le plus malade des Surrealistes, a short story in Under A Glass Bell
She:have u completed ur thesis?
Me:Almost...a few things are left here n there. How bout u?
She:I only have to type it out...rest everything is done
She:So are u goin for the dinner programme on Sunday..coz if u're goin then even i'll come.
Me:No i'm not..
Me:Firstly i've got other plans on Sunday and secondly its goin to be boring..don't think i want to waste a 100 bucks in gettin bored!
She:Lolll...I thought it was Rs.150 for the pass
Me:Nah not a lotta ppl were gonna turn up so they decided to bring it down.
She:Who else ig goin?
Me:From wot info i've got from our group..only a couple of them
She:Hmmm I won't go then.....none of the events have been interestin so far...
Me:Precisely! now u get the point ;)
She:Wot have u done to urself. You're lookin different
Me:Is tht a good or a bad thing ;)
She:no, i mean ur lookin nice ...I like ur hands ya, its so soft. You know wot they say bout girls havin soft hands na?/
Me:ahhahahahaahahhaah..(**embarassed laff**) er yeah i do...u know this is exactly the reason the guys used to say 'fire' when u were with 'Y' ( for those of u who don't know 'Fire' is a movie with ermmmmm lesbian elements in it ;) And no 'She' and 'Y' are NOT Lesbos. Jus thot id clear tht up as well)
Me:Shut up don't embarass me now.
She:eheheheheheeee. call me next week when ur goin to get the certificate..
Well well well whaddya know heres somethin i got in my email tht all u men folk can totally relate too.....Ladies i hope ur holdin ur most pointed heeled shoes....muwhahahhhhaaa
Please note ... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the
changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going
to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to
almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help
solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your
girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.
See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an
argument. In fact, all comments become null and void
after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret
girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways,
and if one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we
meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us
how you want it done.
Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just
do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to
say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and
neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin
is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we
will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying,
but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,
expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything
you wear is fine. Really!
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you
are prepared to discuss such topics as cricket,
tennis, soccer, or formula 1.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to
sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men
really don't mind that, it's like camping.
My buddies who know me really well have ' grown' to understand that i have a very sarcastic sense of humour. I guess its a trait i've 'inherited' from my dad'. There are normally 3 types of reations i'd recieve if i crack a joke..mostly one-liners. You wud either laugh, get mad at me, or get hurt. Well so far its only the first one....thankfully :) ( i have no idea if anyone has gotten mad at me or is hurt...or even if they have i wouldn't know coz they haven't told me nothin) I can't help it ya know, sometimes these things jus shoot outta my mouth and before i realise it, i've already said it. But its alwayz in good spirits. I've never intentionally tried to take a dig at someone to make them feel bad. I don't really know if i've left such kinda comments on any of ya blogs, but if i have n u felt bad then am sorry coz it wasn't meant to make u feel bad.
Someday my sarcasm will probably kick its way outta me mouth n grab me throat...but i prefer being called 'Candy ur so Garfield like' to that ;)