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Friday, January 23, 2004






Dilbert mah all time favourite :)

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Thursday, January 22, 2004



Indian Election: Application Form

An absolute mockery of the politicians and majority of it is true!!! Is it any wonder India will alwayz be a 'Developing' Nation. Read n have a laugh :)




1). Name of Candidate: _______________________



2). Present Address
i. Name of Jail: _______________________

ii. Cell Number: ________________________

(If not in Jail, attach proof of illegally occupied residence)



3). Political Party: _______________________ (List ONLY the Last Five parties in the Chronological Order)



4). Sex : [ ]

A. Male

B. Female

C. Mayawati



5). Nationality : [ ]

A. Italian

B. Indian



(if Indian attach attested copy of ration card, police certificate,

passport, birth-certificate, electricity bill, phone bill and local

goonda's NOC. If Non-Indian just Check box A)


6). Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more)

A. Defected

B. Expelled

C. Bought out

D. None of above

E. All of above


7). Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more)

A. To make money

B. To escape court trial

C. To grossly misuse power

D. To serve the public

E. I have no clue

(if you choose "D,- attach Certificate of Sanity from a Recognised

Government Psychiatrist)

8). How many years of public service experience do you possess ? [ ]

A. 1-2 yrs

B. 2-6yrs

C. 6-15yrs

D. 15+yrs

9). Give details of any criminal cases pending against you (Use as many

Additional Sheets as you want)



10). How many years have you spent in Jail ? [ ] (Do not confuse with
question 8)

A. 1-2 years

B. 2-6 years

C. 6-15 years

D. 15+years



11). Are you involved in any financial scams ? [ ]

A. Why not

B. Of Course

C. Definitely

D. I deny it all

E. see a foreign hand

12). What is your Annual Corruption Income ? [ ]

A. 100-500 Crores

B. 500-1000 Crores

C. Overflow... (Convert all your $ earning from Hawala etc to Rupees)



13). Do you have any developmental plans for the country in mind? [ ]

A. No

B. No

C. No

D. No



14). Describe in space provided, your achievements : __ (Do not use any

additional sheets)


posted by Green Grass at 12:48 PM

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Wednesday, January 21, 2004



Alrighty.....ive de-linked a few blogs tht i don't find myself goin to and if your blog was one of them plz feel free to de-link me on ur site. Ive added in new links ....coz they seem interesting for me to read. The indian bloggers of course i have categorised separately :) ENJOY!!

posted by Green Grass at 1:26 PM

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Tuesday, January 20, 2004



Am horny, horny, horny, horny ~HIC~....am horny, horny, horny, horny ~HIC~.....Am horny, horny, horny ~HiC~.....Am horn...HIC.....Horny...HIC...am hic, hic....hic.....hic....hic....hicc...Glig, glug, glug...heeeeeeekkkk....hic!

Whoever is thinkin of me plz stop....got hiccups thrice in a span of 3 hours and my throat is really startin to ache now. And oh the song.... NO I DONT go around singin it everywhere i go. I heard the demented thing yesterday night and its stuck in my head! ive been unconciously hummming the bummin song all day today....WTF??????

{Candy puts on the Cd of 'Chumbawumba'....And listens to ' I get knocked down but i get up again YA Neveah goona keep me down.....piss in the night away~~~ eeeeeekssssss was this line ever there in the song...Oh great....now ill be hummin piss in the night awayyyyy.....sheeeesssssshhhhh , Candy quickly puts on the mp3 of nelly furtado...'shit on the radio' ahhhhhh dats better....i can sing this ;)}

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Monday, January 19, 2004



I was asked yesterday if I had to name 3 male performers....am referrin to singers here and not male strippers or nething! I said well the first one wud be Micheal Jackson ....very easy on the eye and he's alwayz doin ( besides moon walkin and penis pinching...) somethin on the stage. You'll never find him jus boringly standin there, clutchin the mike n singing. The second wud be Geroge Micheal...lets jus put a pin the pant tht he's gay or a bi-or whatever. I like the man's voice..very melodious voice :) and last but not the least wud be Robbie williams....Powerful vocal chords and he's a complete goofball..An tellin ya tht man can get away with murder...hes so cute ;)


And ive uploaded the Mouse pic to image station......u shud be able to see it now :)

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